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href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/tell-your-kids-before-its-too-late.html' title='Tell your kids before its too late..'/><author><name>Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00962407597409379386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13432043028296397359'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-6488126607192022240</id><published>2008-01-23T11:07:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-23T11:07:35.142-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><title type='text'>Kool Aid Killer</title><content type='html'>&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1054045/kool_aid_killer.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size = 1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1054045/kool_aid_killer/"&gt;Kool Aid Killer&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"&gt;Watch the top videos of the week here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-6488126607192022240?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/feeds/6488126607192022240/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9216164930999457008&amp;postID=6488126607192022240' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/6488126607192022240'/><link rel='self' 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value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c4CFz82nUjE&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c4CFz82nUjE&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-345847173054898927?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/feeds/345847173054898927/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9216164930999457008&amp;postID=345847173054898927' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/345847173054898927'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/345847173054898927'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/conan-vs-colbert.html' title='CONAN vs COLBERT'/><author><name>Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00962407597409379386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13432043028296397359'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-8177225770241215330</id><published>2008-01-20T13:26:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-20T13:29:01.452-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><title type='text'>Tom Cruise Scientology Video</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UFBZ_uAbxS0&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UFBZ_uAbxS0&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can anyone say crazy? Scientology is a cult, I don't understand how they don't notice that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-8177225770241215330?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/feeds/8177225770241215330/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9216164930999457008&amp;postID=8177225770241215330' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/8177225770241215330'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/8177225770241215330'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/tom-cruise-scientology-video.html' title='Tom Cruise Scientology Video'/><author><name>Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00962407597409379386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13432043028296397359'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-2091535274718001617</id><published>2008-01-15T19:57:00.001-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-15T19:57:55.887-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>best party ever.</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xc0CB6URrV0&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xc0CB6URrV0&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-2091535274718001617?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/feeds/2091535274718001617/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9216164930999457008&amp;postID=2091535274718001617' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/2091535274718001617'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/2091535274718001617'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/best-party-ever.html' title='best party ever.'/><author><name>Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00962407597409379386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13432043028296397359'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-9199996770912225949</id><published>2008-01-11T23:53:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-11T23:55:34.260-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Funny'/><title type='text'>How not to kill someone</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="480" height="387"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.wegame.com/static/flash/player2.swf"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.wegame.com/static/flash/player2.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="387" flashvars="tag=How_not_to_kill_someone"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a video I took earlier today. I killed this mage earlier and I thought I could dot him up before the guards took me out and get some more honor but I think I underestimated the fine guards of the argent dawn.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-9199996770912225949?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/feeds/9199996770912225949/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9216164930999457008&amp;postID=9199996770912225949' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/9199996770912225949'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/9199996770912225949'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-not-to-kill-someone.html' title='How not to kill someone'/><author><name>Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00962407597409379386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13432043028296397359'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-3215810975872385597</id><published>2008-01-11T23:48:00.000-05:00</published><updated>2008-01-11T23:49:09.583-05:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='Epic'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='WTF'/><title type='text'>no words can describe this...</title><content type='html'>&lt;object width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rRR8lqlpU68&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rRR8lqlpU68&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-3215810975872385597?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/feeds/3215810975872385597/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='https://www.blogger.com/comment.g?blogID=9216164930999457008&amp;postID=3215810975872385597' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/3215810975872385597'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/9216164930999457008/posts/default/3215810975872385597'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/no-words-can-describe-this.html' title='no words can describe this...'/><author><name>Jordan</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/00962407597409379386</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:extendedProperty xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' name='OpenSocialUserId' value='13432043028296397359'/></author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></entry></feed>