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(Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-5012645301728968517</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:15:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-27T23:16:05.658-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>WTF</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Japan</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Funny</category><title>japanese pizza commercial</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/a6tSyDHXViM&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/a6tSyDHXViM&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-5012645301728968517?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/japanese-pizza-commercial.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-6203334708054875876</guid><pubDate>Mon, 28 Jan 2008 04:11:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-27T23:11:59.431-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Trailer</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Funny</category><title>Hancock Trailer</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZQQgvhn4jg&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rZQQgvhn4jg&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-6203334708054875876?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/hancock-trailer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-9199629146465511400</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Jan 2008 16:36:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-23T11:36:41.149-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>WTF</category><title>Tell your kids before its too late..</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;param 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+0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-23T11:07:35.142-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>WTF</category><title>Kool Aid Killer</title><description>&lt;embed src="http://www.metacafe.com/fplayer/1054045/kool_aid_killer.swf" width="400" height="345" wmode="transparent" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"&gt; &lt;/embed&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;font size = 1&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1054045/kool_aid_killer/"&gt;Kool Aid Killer&lt;/a&gt; - &lt;a href="http://www.metacafe.com/"&gt;Watch the top videos of the week here&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/font&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-6488126607192022240?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/kool-aid-killer.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-345847173054898927</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:46:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-20T13:48:11.255-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Funny</category><title>CONAN vs COLBERT</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/c4CFz82nUjE&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/c4CFz82nUjE&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-345847173054898927?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/conan-vs-colbert.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-8177225770241215330</guid><pubDate>Sun, 20 Jan 2008 18:26:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-20T13:29:01.452-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>WTF</category><title>Tom Cruise Scientology Video</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/UFBZ_uAbxS0&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/UFBZ_uAbxS0&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Can anyone say crazy? Scientology is a cult, I don't understand how they don't notice that.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-8177225770241215330?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/tom-cruise-scientology-video.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-2091535274718001617</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jan 2008 00:57:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-15T19:57:55.887-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>WTF</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Funny</category><title>best party ever.</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/xc0CB6URrV0&amp;rel=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/xc0CB6URrV0&amp;rel=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="355"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-2091535274718001617?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/best-party-ever.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-9199996770912225949</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:53:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-11T23:55:34.260-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>WTF</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Funny</category><title>How not to kill someone</title><description>&lt;object width="480" height="387"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.wegame.com/static/flash/player2.swf"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.wegame.com/static/flash/player2.swf" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="387" flashvars="tag=How_not_to_kill_someone"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;This is a video I took earlier today. I killed this mage earlier and I thought I could dot him up before the guards took me out and get some more honor but I think I underestimated the fine guards of the argent dawn.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-9199996770912225949?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/how-not-to-kill-someone.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item><item><guid isPermaLink='false'>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9216164930999457008.post-3215810975872385597</guid><pubDate>Sat, 12 Jan 2008 04:48:00 +0000</pubDate><atom:updated>2008-01-11T23:49:09.583-05:00</atom:updated><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>Epic</category><category domain='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#'>WTF</category><title>no words can describe this...</title><description>&lt;object width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/rRR8lqlpU68&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;param name="wmode" value="transparent"&gt;&lt;/param&gt;&lt;embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/rRR8lqlpU68&amp;rel=0&amp;border=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" width="425" height="373"&gt;&lt;/embed&gt;&lt;/object&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9216164930999457008-3215810975872385597?l=offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</description><link>http://offthefuckingchain.blogspot.com/2008/01/no-words-can-describe-this.html</link><author>noreply@blogger.com (Jordan)</author><thr:total xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'>0</thr:total></item></channel></rss>